Thursday, January 8, 2026

Services at Christ Episcopal, Saint Joseph for Jan 11 - Feb 1, 2026; Deacon Bette's Homily from Jan 4

 


Services Schedule:

Sunday Jan, 11, 10am Morning Prayer

Sunday Jan, 18, 10am, The Rev. Don Smith, Holy Eucharist, followed by annual meeting in Parish House

Sunday Jan 25, 10am, Morning Prayer

Sunday Feb 1, 10am, Morning Prayer with distribution of communion, Deacon Bette Kauffman


Deacon Bette's Homily given Jan 4th: 

What could possibly go wrong? (Matthew 2:1-12)

I’m pretty taken by the story of the wisemen. Epiphany is Tuesday and it’s one of

my fave holidays of the church year. I love 12 th Night parties and have thrown a

couple myself.

One of the things that fascinates me about the story is, how did those 3 guys

prepare for what must have been an insanely risky, unpredictable journey….

without so much as an accurate map of where they might be going!

I like to travel but I plan my travel pretty carefully. Contemporary technology

makes it so much easier. And more predictable. Neverthelss, I am at this moment

on my way home—after my time with you folks—at the end of a week-long

journey that was fun and rewarding, but that also threw several unexpected and

rather unpleasant, costly turns into my lap.

[Details of story not necessary, but basically, car trouble in Denham Springs, no

local part available; rented a car to continue on to Ocean Springs after visiting my

kids, but… put scratches on the rental car in OS… still driving the rental… must

return to DH this week to turn in rental and retrieve my car.]

When I think about the wisemen preparing for their journey, I envision them

poring over maps and charts and esoteric scrolls and struggling to understand

ancient predictions and cyphers and symbols. Then spending days gathering

supplies for a trek by camel from who knows where across deserts, mountains and

plains, encountering who knows what along the way… toward a single star in a

vast heaven of stars!

I tend to believe in studying and planning and testing theories. I love maps and

charts and telescopes—extensions of the human brain. Yet the journey of the wise

men was first and foremost a journey of faith.

Study, planning and preparation give an illusion of control, yet the wise men

embarked into the unknown, across uncharted territory, from one watering site to

another, encountering travelers of unknown origins and intentions along the way.

It took something other than wisdom to overcome fatigue, boredom and second

thoughts on such a journey. We call them wise men, but given the hazards of travel

in ancient times and the fact of a guiding star that must have been invisible in the

day time, how “wise” could they have been? Not very, if you ask me! It was a

journey of faith.

But here’s a startling thought: If it weren’t for the wise men, Christmas might

mean nothing to us!

Today we celebrate Epiphany. We have all heard many times that “epiphany”

means “to show forth” or “to bring to light” or “to manifest.”

Being a visual thinker myself, I just imagine what we all have seen in hundreds of

cartoons: a light bulb going on over someone’s head!

Today, the light bulb going on over our heads is an important step in our journey

from the manger to a more grown-up understanding of Incarnation.

In Matthew’s Gospel, that more grown-up understanding is represented by the wise

men from the east, who show up in Nazareth to worship the baby Jesus and give

him gifts.

Tradition has it.., and this is important because we actually know very little about

this event from an historical point of view. So, tradition has it that one of these

gentlemen was Asian, one African and one Caucasian, and that is how they are

depicted in countless artistic renditions of the story.

All Matthew tells us is that they were gentiles from “the East,” a general reference

to all those mysterious, far-off lands and peoples known primarily to Jews like

Matthew as “not Jews.” And that of course is central to their importance to us.

We Christians have a strong tendency to want to forget that Jesus was born, lived

and died a devout Jew, never once giving any indication he intended to or thought

he was starting a new religion.

Thankfully, Matthew, but only Matthew, for this story does not appear in the other

Gospels. Thankfully Matthew tells us with this story that Jesus is for us, too. And

not just for us, but also for all the peoples of the world, and equally so.

We tend to think the concept of “diversity” was invented in the 20 th Century as a

tool of “political correctness.” We would be wrong. Matthew and early Christians

wrote and interpreted these stories about Jesus were there way ahead of us.

Here’s another slightly shocking thing about this story. Matthew calls these guys

“wise men,” which we often translate to “kings,” as in the hymn, or “Magi,” as in

the story, but in fact a better translation might well be “nerd or “psychic”!

We know they were people who believed that the positions and alignments of stars

and planets at the moment of a person’s birth were important indicators of who that

person was and how they mattered. Today we call such people astrologers and they

write horoscopes for mass media!

Of course, today we also have astronomers—the academic and scientific

descendants of the wise men. But the distinction between astrology and astronomy

is pretty much a modern invention. Two thousand years ago, they were largely

indistinguishable.

My point is that the meaning of this story of the wise men is the meaning given by

humans struggling to express and explain the miracle that God loves us enough to

live and die with us. That’s Incarnation.

All of us need to learn what the wise men have to teach about daring to march into

unknown territory, outside of our social and cultural and religious comfort zones.

We need to learn from them to go the distance and keep the faith, beyond what is

“perfectly safe” and makes “perfect sense.”

On any given day, we can wake up in the morning and choose—even when we

don’t particularly feel like it and when the world seems devoid of goodness, not to

mention angels and dazzling light—to journey toward God that day.

And Jesus used his short time on earth to show us how. He was “the Incarnation.”

But let us not trap incarnation in history. Jesus showed us how to practice

incarnation, how to live the love that put him here.

And there’s only one way to do that, and that’s to spread it around—back to God

and our neighbors—all of our neighbors, without condition—as ourselves.

AMEN

Monday, December 15, 2025

December 2025 and January 2026 Service Schedule for Christ Episcopal Saint Joseph



Scheduled Services: 

Wednesday, December 17, 5pm, The Rev. Don Smith, Holy Eucharist

Sunday, December 21,10am, Morning Prayer

Wednesday, Christmas Eve, 2pm, The Rev. Don Smith, Holy Eucharist

Sunday, December 28, 10am, Morning Prayer

Sunday, January 4, 10am, Morning Prayer w/distribution of Communion, The Rev. Deacon Dr. Bette Kauffman

Sunday, January 11, 10am, Morning Prayer

Sunday, January 18,10am, The Rev. Don Smith, Holy Eucharist and Annual Meeting


Also, Don't forgots: We are collecting clean aluminum cans for recycling with Adrian and Ruben Metcalf. Aluminum is the most recyclable product. Please bring your clean aluminum cans (Friskies cat food cans are all aluminum like beverage cans) and place them in the storage bin outside our kitchen back door.




Saturday, November 29, 2025

Update: Services Scheduled for Christ Episcopal, Saint Joseph, Dec 7 - Dec 28 2025

 UPDATE!



..Sunday, December 7, 10:30am at Methodist Church for Hanging of the Greens Service

..Sunday, December 14, 10am, Morning Prayer

..WEDNESDAY, December 17, 5pm The Rev. Don Smith, Holy Eucharist

..Sunday, December 21, 10am, Morning Prayer

..WEDNESDAY, CHRISTMAS EVE, December 24, 2pm, The Rev. Don Smith, Holy Eucharist

..Sunday, December 28, 10am, Morning Prayer

Monday, November 3, 2025

November 2025 Service Schedule for Christ Episcopal

 


Services for November 2025 are:

Sunday, November 9 at 10am--Morning Prayer

Sunday, November 16 at 10am--MP

Wednesday, November 19 at 5pm--with The Rev. Don Smith with Holy Eucharist

Sunday, November 23 at 10am--MP

Sunday, November 30 at 10am--MP with Distribution of Communion with The Rev. Dr. Deacon Bette Kauffman


Also: Remember to bring your clean aluminum beverage or all aluminum cat food cans (Friskies) in paper or plastic grocery bags to place in our storage bin outside by the Parish Kitchen back door. Andrian and Rueben Metcalf will recycle them. Why waste about $0.40-0.70 per pound of the most recyclable material we use almost every day. Keeps them out of the landfill and not along the side of the roads too.




Sunday, October 26, 2025

All Saints' Sunday November 2, 2025

ALL SAINTS' SUNDAY 



Our Tradition at Christ Episcopal, Saint Joseph is to lift up the names of our loved ones who have died. We will continue this tradition Sunday, November 2, 2025, during our 10am service. Please send the names of your deceased loves ones to Brenda Funderburg at st.joecec@gmail.com or via telephone at 318-719-0566.

Friday, October 24, 2025

Christ Episcopal Recycling Aluminum Cans with the Metcalf Brothers

 



In their recent meeting, the Vestry approved placing a bin at our church for recycling aluminum cans. The cans will then be processed by Ruben and Adrian Metcalf. The bin is near the back door of the Parish Hall/Kitchen. If you are not recycling your aluminum drink cans or other all aluminum cans (like Friskies can cat food cans) please start now and bring them for Ruben and Adrian to recycle. PLEASE! CLEAN ALUMINUM CANS ONLY! It is easiest if you place the clean cans in paper or plastic grocery bags to be placed in the bin as shown in the photo above. No need to crush the cans. Adrian has a Bluetooth compatible, AI designed, voice-controlled crusher he likes to use. Well, he likes to crush them. All part of the master plan for us to REDUCE, REUSE and RECYCLE.  Let's make America Clean and Green Again!


Monday, August 4, 2025

The Rev. Deacon Bette Kauffman's homily from August 3, 2025 at Christ Episcopal, Saint Joseph

 

Being Rich Toward God

                               

 


I’m pretty sure I’ve shared this story with you before, but it is so relevant again today that I can’t resist.

Every fall semester, I taught an advanced writing class at ULM. The first day of class I required students to complete a diagnostic writing exercise—in class.

I gave them several topics to choose among, a time limit and an approximate word length, and set them to work. One of my topics was “The Last Speech.”

For “The Last Speech,” they were to imagine they had six months to live and to write the farewell speech they would give in the waning days of their life.

Young people write some interesting things when presented with that particular challenge. I’ll share a few examples with you in a moment.

But for the moment, let’s look at the assignment Jesus gives in today’s Gospel lesson. And the first thing I notice is that it is much tougher than the one I give my students. I give my students 6 months to get their affairs in order and define their legacy. Jesus says, “This very night…” This. Very. Night. You must account for what you have done with your life.

Goodness, Jesus, that’s harsh! I mean, what happened to the Jesus of love and mercy and endless second chances? It’s almost as though he is upset about something.

So let’s go back to the beginning of the passage to look for a clue. What instigates this rather harsh “this very night” verdict from Jesus?

Turns out it’s what must seem to us to be a rather mundane request from a guy in the crowd: “Jesus, please tell my brother to be fair to me.” And it sounds mundane to us because we ask Jesus for mundane stuff all the time: Please, Jesus, get me that job. Please, Jesus, help my business prosper. Please, Jesus, get me out of this trouble I’m in and I’ll be good forever, I promise.

What’s the harm in that, right? Isn’t that what Jesus is for? To do the hard things for us? To get other people to be nice to us, to hire us, to give us another chance, and on and on.

I fear way too much of our prayer time is focused on asking Jesus to fix everything that’s wrong in our lives and every challenge we face.

But, no. That is precisely NOT what Jesus is for! Jesus is not our fixer! Especially not when what needs to be “fixed” is another person or a situation “out there.”

Notice that the guy who kicks off the story does not ask Jesus to fix himself. He asks Jesus to fix his brother. And that is so classically human as to be simultaneously sad and amusing. Do you see yourself in that? I do. Isn’t it typically the case whenever humans come into conflict or disagreement or whatever, it is the other person who needs to be fixed?!

Jesus is not our fixer. He didn’t come to fix the people we think need fixing. He didn’t even come to fix us. What he came to do is show us a better way to be in the world, a kinder, more loving, more generous, more forgiving, more compassionate, more merciful—in short, a more-like-him way of being in the world.

Jesus came, and comes again and again to us in prayer and through the indwelling Holy Spirit, and the only “fix” he has to offer is “love God and your neighbor as yourself.”

Most of Jesus’ teaching then expands on what it means and what difference it makes when we actually put love—love for God and, consequently, love for all of humankind—at the center of our existence.

The story he tells on this occasion has to do with priorities and he criticizes the human tendency to prioritize accumulating stuff—earthly treasures, and typically more than we need.

There’s an online platform called “Statista” that can provide a statistical answer to all kinds of questions. So, last night I asked it about the worldwide distribution of wealth and here’s what it told me:

          *75% of global wealth is in the hands of just 10% of the global population

          *the bottom 50% of the global population owns just 2% of global wealth

As Mahatma Ghandi once said, Earth provides enough to satisfy everyone's need, but not everyone's greed.

Earlier I promised to return to my students and their assignment. Over the years, students have written some remarkable things that I have taken to heart and remembered.

One imagined himself at the age of 46 with many regrets but determined to not waste his remaining time. No more passing up opportunities, he wrote, I’m embracing everything from here on out. He had long wanted to travel to Australia; at 46 and under sentence of death, he was pricing plane tickets.

Another had clearly felt some real pain is his short years. He thanked his parents, reminding them that he had had to wear the ill-fitting hand-me-down clothes of his older brother, their “golden child,” but also that they had also always been there for him. And I love you, he says. After noting a couple of other great disappointments —one at the hands of his best friend and another handed to him by his country—he ends with one word: Peace. He has come to terms.

A third young man lived his life in a wheelchair, and his last speech is a statement of courage and defiance. My disability does not define me. I define it, he wrote. That is what I want to talk to you about tonight. Doing the best with what you have and never looking back.

Jesus ends the story he tells in today’s Gospel lesson by admonishing us that storing up treasures on earth is in vain. And he offers instead the notion of being

rich toward God.

There’s a meme that makes the rounds every so often. I’ve seen several minor variations of it. My favorite depicts a large number of diverse people gathered around a big table laden with food. Think “church potluck” table. The caption says,

“When you have more than you need, build a longer table, not a higher wall.”

I’m pretty sure that would count as being rich toward God.

“This very night,” Jesus says. What is each of us doing, today and every day, to be “rich toward God”?  That’s the question.

In the name of God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit, Amen.


(3 August 2025 at Christ Episcopal Church, St. JosephLA

Year C, Pentecost VIII 

Ecclesiastes 1:2, 12-14; 2:18-23; Colossians 3:1-11; Luke 12:13-21)